The Ramblings of a Comic

Don’t F*ck Wit My Girl Scout Cookies

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No Drawz

I got something under the hood that I’m really excited about. I’ve decided to do something that no other comedian has done……release a Comedy Mixtape!!!!! With Wayne and everyday life as my inspiration, I’ve put together what can simply be described as me “Showin my Ass”. So it’s only fair that I call the album “No Drawz” !!!! Whatcha kno kno good! So get excited people it’s funny and fun. It shall be released by next week. You can download it from the site..brownchicken browncow (say it kinda fast)

Dumbass Quote of the Week:

While at work….this IDIOT…has the nerve to say this DUMB shit, when I asked for his phone number.

Me: Ok sir I can check that for you. Can I get your mobile number?

Guy: (Dumb look on face) I don’t know it…I don’t usually call myself!?

Me: (Thinking this dumb ass)….Well sir do you give your number out?

Now this would have been nothing to me…if the IDIOT wasn’t trying to be a smart ass!

Moral of the story: Think before you speak

Almost Famous!!….well not really

Man o Man am I excited. I talked my good friend today Rob Haze (who is also a comedian) and I received some of the best news EVER. The great Ronnie Jordan has invited us to write with him before he goes on tour!!!! I’m TOO excited to get the opportunity to finally write with someone who has “made it”. Yall know ya boi will bring his “A” game. Don’t worry…imma keep yall posted. In the mean time check out some of his stand up and get to know this great comedian.

Welcome

I wanna thank YOU for checking out my blog. Now this blog is designed solely to make you laugh & serve as entertainment when you need that smile. Ramblings of a Comic is gonna take all of my crazy thoughts and jokes, that are bound to get me banned from Facebook and Twitter, and deliver them to u EVERY WEEK!